i just sent my weak ass resume to a noodle restaurant that seems dope
“please only apply if you can handle sweating on the job”
lol i hate sweating it’s my least favourite thing on the entire planet why do i do this to myself (but it seems like such a cool place and i wanna wash dishes)
I was actually dying the whole time making this.
mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly
Jodie Foster on the set of ‘Orange is the New Black’
Heaven is a place on earth with you…
on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”